Shellacked

(Woman sitting across from me on the train. She probably used a whole can of hairspray to perfect her look.)

I wish I had a digital camera that could be disguised as a lighter, or a tube of lipstick. How else to photograph all the fascinating people I see on the train? My current method of taking photos of unsuspecting people is to pretend to be looking at photos on my camera while angling for the perfect surreptitious shot. But I fear one of these days, someone will catch me and give me a dressing-down.